Please read this with a thick Robbie Burns burr at the back of your tongue!
I have always maintained ‘tis a high mark of a Man’s character to know full well when to keep his trap door shut when there is nothing clangin’ and bangin’ about inside but drivel. And for you Sir, I beg you to refrain from any further comment, for your next utterance shall be deemed a slander against me and my Countrymen; that is if you dare to feel the fire of my wrath and the smart back of my hand that’s soon to follow. Do not persist; you may consider the matter closed.
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